January 2011
47 posts
Do people still do the TMI Tuesday thing? I have...
Mom came up for lunch last week and took it upon herself to clean my room and nag me while she was at it. She does, the room looks clean for a day, and then we go stuff our faces. When I get back to my room, I look in one of my dresser drawers and find in plain view my condoms.
Mom never mentioned seeing them.
I’ll take this time to explain myself. I don’t have a relationship with...
I really wish everyone would stop breathing so...
I can hear you breathing. That’s not good!
fuckin meisner. youre fuckin brilliant.
you’re fuckin meisner. i’m fuckin brilliant.
New Year, New Driver's License, Same Picture
And I won’t get another new one until I’m 30 (hopefully).
I’m also an organ donor now, because why the hell not
Alright, I'm like you people now
I need to do so many things, yet I’m here posting pictures of stormtroopers doing the YMCA dance.
My boss told me resume sucked and that I needed to make another one, but God I’m lazy. I also need to get a new driver’s license…and learn at least one monologue…tape my monologue…learn my lines for the show I’m in right now…stop eating these...
Anne Hathaway is Catwoman
And her name is Selina Kyle this time and not whatever the fuck Halle Berry went by
Tom Hardy is Bane
Get stoked.
In other news...
I was offered a full time position at the radio station reading the news.
Short term: awesome. Don’t have to worry about bills with a (hopefully) inflated paycheck.
Long term: I’m not signing a contract. This isn’t what I really want to do with my life and I don’t want to be contractually obligated to fucking Rock Hill for more than July. But hey, we’ll see how this...
This annoying laugh that's popping up in my daily...
I find that whenever I’m around certain people for a long period of time I start to mock them heavily. Consequently, that leaves me with a piece of their personality lodged into my own.
I used to work with a girl who had what we’ll call a goose laugh. Whenever she couldn’t help but laugh, she would let out what sounded like a mating call. Being the ass that I am, I would chime...
tinyechoes asked: is that magnet too mainstream now?
Glengarry Glen Sith (Star Wars/Mamet, had to... →
Fuckin Low Tides: How do they work?
Bill O’Reilly: I’ll tell you why [religion is] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in...
David Silverman: Tide goes in, tide goes out...?
Bill O’Reilly: Yeah, see, the water - the tide comes in and it goes out, Mr. Silverman. It always goes in... you can’t explain that... you can’t explain it.
http: //www.dailymotion.com/video/xb9tuv_how-the-moon-affects-our-ocean-tide_tech
Sounds like Bill O'Reilly never had a basic earth science course. Don't kids learn this in like 3rd grade?
Unless he's speaking of the fact that it's a miracle that anything like this happens at all. Which I think is a poor and understudied argument.
(I, Jay, of course believe, I just think Bill's an idiot)
Anonymous asked: But seriously, would you ever eat poop?
Anonymous asked: would you ever eat poop?
It's a new year, enough of this nonsense
Time to work out. Seriously this time. No more bacon popsicles either